April 27, 2015

Golden Corral

customer complaint lettersDear Golden Corral,

I just saw the commercial for your new cotton candy machine.  It was fantastic!  I didn’t need another reason for wanting to go to the Golden Corral.  Your Chocolate Wonderfall was reason enough.

I made the decision a long time ago to only eat dessert food as soon as I moved out of my parent’s house.  They make me eat stuff like chicken and potatoes, vegetables and salad…  Golden Corral seems like my utopia.  In a way it’s my Holy Grail.

I live in a town called Manayunk, PA and there are no Golden Corrals nearby.  I don’t own a car or have much money because I’m currently unemployed.  I’m saving my money to make a trek to your restaurant in Audubon, NJ.

I was wondering if your company has any plans to opening a restaurant in my town?  It would sure make it easier on me.  Maybe I could even come work for you!  You wouldn’t even have to pay me.

Thanks for your great company and commercials.

Lou Carr

Golden Corral’s genuine response:

This is an “auto-response” to your email.  If your email has a “block” on it to control spam, your email cannot be responded to.  

In that I receive 1,000+ emails every month with questions similar to yours, the information below is in response to some of our most frequently asked questions.  If the information below does not answer your question(s), you may click your “reply” tab and click “send”.  You do not need to retype your question.  It can be viewed from your initial email.  Every effort will be made to respond to your question(s), although it may not be immediate.


I’m not sure who’d responding. I filled out a web form on their site, it wasn’t addressed to a particular individual, but apparently whoever answers their email receives a lot of redundant emails.

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